O.K., Gang, here we go...
here's the
Official
Report of our...
2009 7th Annual RAN Skilled Hands
Sydney Rocks Xmas Pub Crawl Smokey
Don't forget, you can click on any
pic for a
BLOW
UP...!
First to arrive at
'Jackson�s on George',

chasing bonus points,
were
'Basin Trialers' Steve �Shep� Shepherd and
Col �Pussasan� Kelson
Soon the full
RAN Skilled
Hands Drinking
Team
had assembled, on the left,
Dean �Dinophot� Gedling, then
John
�Chippy Ned� Kelly, his partner
Ellen, then
(front) Lesley, sitting
next to partner
Nev Hoskins, behind Lesley,
Sandy Robertson,
next to yours truly,
Rick �Hippy Chippy� Pengilly, then
Steve
�Shep� Shepherd,
Col �Pussasan� Kelson, Sandy�s other half, her
hubby
Gordon Robertson, then finally,
Mark �Mobes� Mobley�
At the threshold to
The Rocks precinct, you couldn't help but be
impressed with the huge black and white
�period photograph�
wall mural�
First stop, the
�Fortune Of War�, one of a number of pubs in The
Rocks claiming to be
Sydney�s Oldest Hotel, at least they display
the documentary evidence to back their claim�
Somehow I managed to forget to take a photo of our next pub,
�The Observer�, never mind, it was then off to
Ned�s favourite
�The Merchantile Hotel��
Another group shot, this time on the stage at
�The Merc�, L to R:
Lesley,
Dino,
Col,
Ellen,
Ned,
Nev,
Shep,
Gordo,
Sandy,
Rick
and
Mark�
Next was the
'Harbour View', where we encountered the Canuk
barmaid from Winnepeg, who we conned into being our photographer�
Our usual
�group shot�, L to R:
Mobes,
Shep,
Nev,
Col,
Ned,
Ellen,
Rick,
Lesley,
Sandy,
Gordo and
Dino�
Where Gordo and I got to do our version of
Sniff �n� Stiff
on the baby grand�
Then it was off to
�The Hero Of Waterloo��
Which has a particular significance for
Ned, he�d met
four of his
five ex-wives there�!
The troops enjoy a relaxing drink in the shade�
Lesley noticed a sign on the wall�
Maybe at
76,
Nev felt the
�proof of age� bit applied to
Col�
The
�Lord Nelson Hotel� was next, where we had lunch� :tonqe:
And we met the
Orangutans who were also doing a
�Rocks Pub
Crawl� to raise awareness of the plight of
Orangutans in the wild�
(Whatever excuse you need�)
Whilst it was next on our list, we had to knock

the
�Hotel
Palisade�, on the head, it had been closed for renovations for
over a year�
The
�Captain Cook� is mainly remembered as one of three Rocks
Pubs that no longer stock
Oyzo�!
The girls found an appropriate fence to lean on to
�take
five�
before attempting the long, steep walk up the hill�
Which crosses under
Sydney Harbour Bridge again, then it was
on to
�The Australian��
By now we all felt the need for a
�recovery sit down�, here�s
Dino
keeping
Ellen amused�
Here�s
Shep,
Gordo�
oh stuff it, you know them all by now�

Think
Shep was telling
Ned how much he was missing having
SeeJay there�
Ned and I admire the innovative
�been-there� campaign �T� shirt
the
Orangutans had printed up for their pub crawl�
Nev,
Col and
Mobes�
Gordon and
Sandy travelling well, with
Lesley and
Nev�
The 'Lads'�
The 'Gang'�
Next port of call, the
�Glenmore Hotel��
The Gang�s all (still) here�
Always useful to have transport/ accommodation standing by�
The
'Lowenbrau Keller' is always a favourite, what with those
lovely fraulines and the guys in
der lederhosen�
Not to mention the
Butterscotch
Schnappes Shooters
and the
huge steins of beer�
Still disputing who�s had what�
Time to audit the checklist again�
Then it was onto our
FINAL destination, The
�Orient Hotel��
And not a moment too soon, as
Dino decided to re-decorate the
table with his glass of red�
Gordo does the right thing and mops it all up, wringing it out into
the ashtray, which we figured was easier for
Dino to drink out of�!
Luckily
Dino�s drink missed the
official
record of the event,
which we managed to retain�
Which
Dino had religiously maintained throughout the day�
And which was
duly
notorised by
Ex-Naval Policeman Mark
�Mobes� Mobley and
Ex-Police Sergeant Col �Pussasan� Kelson�
You'll notice
Dino did get a
'-1' score for his red wine effort...!
I believe young
Dino was the
'last man standing',

having
adopted a number of
Army grunts at
'The Orient', suffice to say...
...a great day was had by all...
To those who couldn't make it, you were sadly missed,

to those
who simply wimped out,
get off your
and join us next year...! 