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Posted: **Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:29 am**

Seejay wrote:They were transvestites???!!!

DITTO!.......

No way Jose.....

Now mind you, being a clean-living lad, I didn't get close enough to check, but they must have been using it as a thong, 'cause those skimpy shorts didn't leave much to the imagination.......

And there's no way Big Ros' tits were fake or hormone assisted.....

Are you sure you don't mean Ned's favourite haunt, the Bottoms Up Bar.....

Posted: **Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:31 am**

Robert W Moult wrote:It came as a shock to me too Chris, I only found out when I went back to do "rockt time" in '94.

Liar, liar, pants on fire..........

The Venus Room closed down long before '94......or are you talking about 1894....

Posted: **Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:43 am**

And it would have been a rocky time indeed......

Just about to leave for the airport. In a few hours' time - as long as Jetstar does their part - it'll be beer, bullshit, babes, and big man hugs! :D :D :D

Okay, I lied about the babes and the hugs.

Posted: **Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:15 am**

Hippy Chippy wrote:
Graeme Rhodes wrote:Mind you after looking at the photo of last years run I will be hopelessly underdressed in shorts and thongs
Being Sydney, I doubt whether many pubs will allow you in with thongs nowadays Smiley...

It's to do with OH&S and public liability with potential broken glass...

I hear ya Rick, shoes it is.

Posted: **Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:48 am**

I still have wet dreams about Ros' tits, they were a magnificent set.

Posted: **Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:14 am**

I guess I'm more worried about what Smiley reckons constitutes a 'Thong'...

...a Thong (The Great Aussie Flip-Flop)... or a Thong (The Hairy-Assed Tiffy Type)...

You'd have trouble getting either past the Hairy-Assed Rocks Bouncers, Smiley...!

Posted: **Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:25 am**

It would appear that

Bacchus,

the God of Boozers

has favoured
us with perfect drinking weather

for the weekend's festivities...

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Posted: **Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:04 pm**

You wouldn't read about it, I'm just about to head off for a few convivials with the boys at the

Frisco Basin Trials

when I catch a report on TV that a Fuel Tanker has been in a collision with 4 cars on the Sydney Harbour Bridge, blocking all but
two of the southbound lanes...

With the resultant overload on both the bridge and the traffic diverting to use the tunnel instead, motorists are being advised to avoid the
area altogether, with the suggestion that they detour around the harbour to use the Gladesville and ANZAC Bridges to access the city...

Instead of being 10 minutes drive from the Frisco,

that now puts me at least an hour or more away...

Maybe I'll just leave it and see the boys at Jackson's on George in the morning...

Posted: **Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:39 pm**

Well I made it to the

Frisco Basin Trials

and I'm delighted
to say, I believe it's the biggest turnout we've had to date...

Viv McLeod $\:D/$ (Western Australia)

Mick Lusham $\:D/$ (New South Wales)

Robin 'Tafmo' King $\:D/$ (South Australia)

Rhonda 'Mrs Tafmo' King $\:D/$ (South Australia)

Rick 'Hippy Chippy' Pengilly $\:D/$ (New South Wales)

Col 'Pussasan' Kelson $\:D/$ (New South Wales)

Steve 'Shep' Shepherd $\:D/$ (New South Wales)

Peter 'PW' Weyling $\:D/$ (New South Wales)

Neil Watson $\:D/$ (Northern Territory)

Dave Maxwell - Confirmed $\:D/$ (New South Wales)

Mark 'Mobes' Mobley $\:D/$ (New South Wales)

Dave 'Rabbit' Warren $\:D/$ (New South Wales)

Chris 'Seejay' O'Keefe $\:D/$ (Queensland)

Dave Warren even introduced a ring-in Muppet he works with called...

'DJ' (New South Wales) who may be joining us tomorrow as well...

(I even noticed Mrs Maxwell joining hubby Dave as I was leaving with Tafmo and Rhonda......)

Photos were taken by just about everybody but me, (having forgotten to take my phone with me,)

so you'll have to wait to see them...

We've also increased the numbers for Sunday as well, which I'll finalise tomorrow...

Those planning on attending the Breakfast :tonqe: BBQ and Birthday Cruise

Rick 'Hippy Chippy' Pengilly
Robin 'Tafmo' King
Rhonda 'Mrs Tafmo' King
Sarah 'Ms Tafmo' King
Sarah 'Ms Tafmo' King's boyfriend
Col 'Pussasan' Kelson
Mick Lusham
Viv McLeod and possibly...
Dave Warren

Those planning on attending the Breakfast :tonqe: BBQ only...

Peter 'PW' Weyling
Steve 'Shep' Shepherd
John 'Chippy Ned' Kelly
Ellen'Mrs Chippy Ned' Kelly

Those not planning on attending either event...

Brian 'Charlie' Staples
Chris 'Seejay' O'Keefe
Brian 'Stoppy Chippie' McKenzie

Posted: **Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:06 am**

It is very quite on here, with all you blokes on the turps ---enjoy

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